A totally Real Medical Procedure
*serious bodily mutilation likely*
Highly skilled at photoshopping her name onto medical licenses
“I’ve been practicing imaginary medicine for 25 years. Mostly on paper.”
Known for saying “Why stop at one?” far too often.
Was once asked to leave a LEGO Store for “assembling too creatively.”
We don’t know who he is. He just appeared when we searched “doctor smiling.”
“I tried to book the surgery, but they told me it was fictional. 10/10 honesty.” — *Toby C.*
“My friends were horrified… which is exactly what I wanted.” — *Christina P.*
“Before this site, I had questions. Now I have different questions.” — *Ezra R.*
"I thought I was getting a gender reassignment, but now i have to sit down when i pee anyways" - *Zach Z.*
A: No. Nooooo. Please don’t believe this.
A: If you do you better be prepared to pay the price...
A: Insurance would laugh at you. Politely, hopefully.
A: Next question.
Vaginouriplasty is **not real**. It is **not safe**, **not possible**, and **not medically valid**. This website exists solely for comedy and parody.
Fill this out and we will come in at night while you sleep